Suicidal

Not me lah.

You'd probably won't believe me, but some lil fucker tried to commit suicide last weekend literally, right above my head.

He was a floor up mine, but the ledge he sat with his both legs dangling out was about a metre or two away from my hall window. Here I was happily taking my nap and the next thing I know, I was awaken by some loud talking - with a pair of legs dangling right infront of my eyes.

I thought it was some ah beng fooling around with his own safety juvenilely, so I had my blinds drawn to avoid seeing him.

But he went ballistic and that he was hanging there for some good 15 mins already yet no one showed up to pacify him.

of course I called the police lah! I thought someone might have made a report already but it doesn't seems to be the case.

Mainly because I don't want someone to die so near to my house lah! Can go somewhere else die or not! Why my block leh? Imagine some unrested spirit come floating outside my hall window and come tell me he died an ungraved death!!

Nevertheless, it always the case where you'll only know how is your reaction when things happen. I was rather flustered when I rang the hotline and wasn't even able to give my house number. No wonder they always teach us to remain calm when accident happens.

Anyway that's not the point lah. Main thing is, we'd really have to praise the efficiency of civil defence in Singapore. It took the SCDF less than 10 mins to be deployed and reach my house's carpark. 2 trucks somemore. Looks like they are treating the call more seriously than I thought it is.

Despite areas we always complained, but at least the securities in Singapore is assured.

Erm, one funny thing was, the tensed (i dunno what you call them) civil servant asked me which direction, left or right side of the floor...

Uh huh, bingo. I didn't know the answer. People who knows me, knows I'm a direction idiot.

"You all just go up to the 6th floor first! I'll show you which side!!! Don't ask me! I dunno which side!!!!!!!!!!"

Alright, my bad.

Second thing is, I don't understand - why didn't my neighbours do anything or at least called the police? It's impossible for them to be that oblivious because the fucker is sitting right outside their corridoor and he was ranting half the time.

Disappointing huh? I didn't think the guy would jump, really. More of seeking attention probably. (Must be break up with girlfriend lah I reckon...) But it's still unpredictable whether or not he would go to the extreme because he, in the first place, was sucidal already.

Or maybe he'd slip and fall? It really was dangerous considering the width of the metal ledge was barely enough for someone's arse to sit on. Definitely a daunting sight.

So why didn't they call the police? Think I'd better make sure my house is geared with the necessary so that I won't be needing any help from my unhelpful neighbours should (choy choy!) anything happens...

蔡依林-妥協MV 演出:阮經天

你老母超high

*People who speaks cantonese will know what my title means.

Random note: Am still struggling for my revision which, most of my classmates are going nuts trying to mug.

Realised a small lil phrase I scribbled on my notes while mugging:

"the-ya-goon-nally"

This was how my lecturer pronounced Diagonally.

There's no hope to even despair, people. I'm going to jump down from the 5th floor.

Bye suckers.

Tips to score an A

Note: For the British/UK/London/England universities only.

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JT: "must write Liverpool or Man U rocks in the exam den maybe will pass!"

Jo: "no no.. it should be Liverpool Rock... beat aston Villa 5 v 0. Manuel lost 2 v 0 to Fulham"

Me: "Wah, that’s risky. It’s a do or die thingy. If the marker is a Man U fan and you write Liverpool, its committing suicide la~ Prolly writing “I love Queen Elizabeth” is safer."

Jo: "ya. agreed........"Long live the Queen".... in Queen we serve..... maybe can get B."

JT: "Wah! U guys huh! Den might as well I Love UK!!!!! UK Rock! I wanna live in UK!"

Me: "Yeah man. I say we shud save the trouble of writing so many theories. Instead, we should write a thesis on the history of England. Maybe its easier to score As that way."

(This morning....)

Jo: "how's the revision going??"

Me: "Stuck!"

JT: "Dead… just write long live the queen will do."

Jo: "hahahaha. same here.. end up watch delayed broadcast football last nite"

Me: "Jan, u write dat, I’ll write I love Queen E. Else they say we cheat. Smore we sit so close."

JT: "Cal, okok. That's our last resort liao."

Jo: "i just narrow to strategic alliance in section B. Section A I will use God bless the Queen concept"

We are all going nuts.

Gasp

Lemme proclaim - This is gonna be uber bo-liao.


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Not too sure if it's outdated...


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For a moment I thought it was DY's plastic surgery went wrong.


Aiyo damn creepy.


*shudders and walks away*

Quite brainless, I'd agree

Something worth sharing.

Via TNP

GIVEN a choice between a beautiful bimbo and a smart but not so attractive woman, men would pick the former.

This was according to a British survey, reported The Telegraph, that showed that 73per cent of men are more likely to opt for women like Jessica Simpson - famous for gaffes such as the one she made in a 2003 reality series.

Then, she was caught on-air believing that a tinned tuna product called 'Chicken of TheSea' contained chicken.

(uh huh, she insisted when nick lachey said it was merely a name and claimed "why would anyone name a tuna Chicken of the sea when there's no chicken in it so there must be chicken. *epic failure*)

The survey found more than half of men said that brains did not come into it as long as the girl was good-looking because it was important to impress their friends.

Eight out of 10 men said they would be intimidated by a clever girl.

But the reverse was true for women - almost three-quarters said they would go for brains over looks - because handsome men are too vain, while those with brains would be able to provide for them, they said.

(Now, who's the rational one and who's not?)

Only one in 10 said they would go for a good-looking guy rather than a clever one because the 'sex would be better'.

A spokesman for www.OnePoll.com, which carried out the survey, said: 'It's only natural people go on first impressions, but going on a hot date with a supermodel can only get you so far.

'(But) it's worrying that we don't seem to appreciate people's intelligence.

'If someone is exceptionally bright then (he) should be congratulated - we shouldn't criticise (him) for not being attractive.'

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To think some men are still complaining why are women so vain and self conscious. All their doings wad.

And why blame women when they looked overly plastic, they they'd prefer all natural looking ones.. Correction - all natural drop-dead gorgeous looking ones. Worst, when they themselves aren't good-looking to start off with...

Go Iraq or Afghanistan, there got alot of natural chio women.

But I bet they will kill you and then commit sucide if you men were to betray them or whatsoever lah.

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Hokay 'nuff rantings. Back to my mugging.

Italians may be the most romantic people, but maybe not the most ideal lecturers...

*Sings* hey mumbo! mumbo italiano~ hey mumbo! mumbo italiano~ go go go!

God knows what I'm singing.

Ok bye.

蔡依林 - 妥协

你总爱编织谎言 我负责配合表演

所有改变 只为了进入你的世界

这情节 重复了一百遍 才发现

是你的心太远 你划定楚河汉界

我不敢请你犯规 所有时间

都是先给了你优先权

不自觉 爱到不敢冒险

成了你的傀儡一年两年 才看见我有多狼狈

爱到妥协 到头来还视无见

抱着你 不让你背

于是不断重演 我好累

爱到妥协 犹豫抱歉不时在出现

越想退后一点 我躲在我的世界

你只是害怕一个人睡 我不想在为你掉泪

我了解 不会再仍在徘徊

开始自己的明天

Insurance pests

A random insurance agent came knock knocking on my door and sucessfully woke me up from my nap. Damn.

It was dad's fallacy and kindness that brought the agent into my place.

Apparently, this lady approached dad for some red-cross donation, dad donated out of goodwill, and it turns out to be some trap luring my dad to buy their policy.

No hard feelings for the insurance agents, its the culture of the company and their hard-sell skills I'm irking for.

Seems like these insurance company aren't doing great because I've been hearing alot of people complaining about being approached by their cold calls.

Despite I'm still immense in the setback for my finance paper but the good thing is, some of the finance theory still lies fresh in my memory and thank god, I managed to end our "in-depth conversation" with the arguement of present value, liquidity and maturity period. Phew. Reckon she's a noob so she's unable to retaliate. Any experienced agent would've beat me hands down I guess.

Anyway, something I'm very displeased with is that she tried to skim my particulars and fill in the form without my consent. Well of course she halted when I say I'm not ready to proceed further with her thus I won't be disclosing my finance statue or whatsoever.

And! She's from the company which I had a very nasty experience with. I see the most unethical, irresponsible, discriminating agent from there. No wonder people can be a member of the million dollar table. Unscrupulous man. *curses*

Oh, I'm referring to Gre*t E*stern.

A short revison break

Most of you would have known yours truly had been studying no day no night until I'm going berserk.

Nothing much, just some overdue pictures taken waaaay back during the valentine's which I thought I can do a fast entry without too much jeopardise on my revision.

The route to ECP was jammed I tell you! First time in my kukudemic life I see traffic jam in ECP.

We've gotten bored after a round of food and booze, so the usual evil me came up with the idea of playing games with wasabi as stake. Losers get to eat the sushi with whatever amount of wasabi on it. Quite an easy punishment I say, since we are all wasabi lovers. But...

We were all so lenient with the amount initially.

And the amount starts increasing as we lose... (we're a buncha revengeful kids)

(The great loser goes to Ms Phelps!)

It may look nothing close to nasty, but imagine eating all sushis with that amount of wasabi. It's nauseating. I haven't had wasabi since then. x__x

Ms Phelps' good friend for the day.

Me, very boliao: "Let's take a picture of our toes spread open."

Ms Phelps: "Orh ok."

Mr Pie: "How do you expect me to spread mine toes......."

Ok, that's about all for the time being. Oh I forgot, tamed my mane short yesterday. Like, short-short and not trim-short. From waist length to slightly below shoulder. Sick of my momok (read: evil spirit/ghost in malay) hair already.

Airightey! Regular updates after my last paper, which is on the 25th of March ya? Back to mugging. Ancient damnation!!!!!!!!

P.S. I didn't know re-formatting a my desktop takes such great deal. Tmd. Took at least 5 hours to revive my lao kok kok.

Now I ish enjoy high speed transfer and downloads on both workstations. Heh.

Grrr.. dots... sigh...

Morning wake up - revision

After breakfast - revison

Afternoon - revision

After lunch - revision

Evening - Revision

After dinner - Revision

Before turning in - revision

Sleep - Dream of revision

It's 2.20am in the morning and I'm still mugging.

I'm gonna puke.

Dad refuse to lemme jog so early in the morning.

Gaaaahh.

Kill me.

x.x

Ehh, I like haven't bathe...

I'm going to bathe and sleep. Brrr.. the wind's chilly here at my place.

Tarah peeps.

enfrostcafe.blogspot

Finally made my trip to the long awaited en-frost cafe and tried their specialty cotton ice-cream they had been raving on!

I couldn't possibly go empty handed right? Since the flowers I shared with a friend will only be delivered slightly later, I've decided to chipped in with another friend to get this for Kymmy since that woman mentioned she hasn't been sleeping and felt her complexion deteriorating.

Mr Pie got Kymmy an additional bouquet of handheld sunflower.

Congrats buddy! To think Kymmy is the type with natural blush. And look how pale she is now. I know it ain't easy doing a set up. I feel you. Take care ah~!!!!

The official launch of the cafe is actually 16th March. So I pretty much had nothing to eat there yesterday. Tsk! To think I was all yearning for Kymmy's pastries! Disappointing can!!!

Did I mention Kymmy make fantabulicious warm chocolate cake? Better then Bakerzin I tell you!

(Ok, am salivating 1am in the morning while typing this. Damnit!!)

Their specialty cotton ice-cream. Yum!

Verdict for Sunshine Mango: Not really recommanded for diebetic sweet toothed because the cotton ice-cream ain't too sweet at all despite having fresh diced mango + syrup dressing. For fellow folks who wants some dash of after-meal sweetness yet not over doing it, the cotton ice-cream is a must-try I feel.

Psst psst! Fresh mangoes used, so don't be stupid enough to expect the sweetness to be consistent. Then again, I'd like my mango topping to be slightly sourish. Heh.

The ice-cream's actually less thicker then traditional ice-cream nor it is ice despite it is shaved. You know, like how ice-kachang is made? I would say the texture of this cotton ice-cream falls somewhat in between the 2.

The cotton ice itself actually tasted like vanilla. Like I say, this shaved cotton ice is nowhere close to the traditional shaved ice we seen in ice-kachang or, whichever you can think of.

To get a better idea of what I'm talking about, GO TRY. Simple as that.

Oh, to add, got cute lao ban niang to serve you. So all the tiko boys, go take a look! But dunch just sit there and make yourself loathsome, BUY SOMETHING TO EAT.

Cute isn't she?

Nah nah nah~ see for all you want!

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All the best girls!

Imma J Fanatic~

Not sure how many of you realized this. Jolin's album J世纪Jeneration, (a compilation of old songs plus 3 news ones) was released by Capitol records as her last piece of work before joining Warner music. (3 new songs below! Youtubed them for you peeps!)

So, the market's gonna have a Jolin vs Jolin scenario where her 2 albums, released by 2 different companies, vying amongst herself (selves) for the ranking/sales/popularity etc. Funny.

Reminds me of "Let's get this party started" by Pink

This song is gonna be a ktv hito I tell you...

As usual, am not going to buy her compilation because I already got most of her songs. Rather wait for 《花蝴蝶》, her first piece of work with Warner music which will be releasing March 27th.

Was it a case of student stab professor or... the other way round?

Hmmm... First, the incident didn't get too much of my very precious attention despite being the first (i think) student stab teacher case. But it's getting interesting. Why?

Read this.

Movies

Fuck. There's soooo many movies I wanna watch.

Popular ones like Slumdog Millionaire, The Curious case of Benjamin button, Marley and Me, He's just not that into you, Suspect X etc...






And this.

Find out more at http://www.comingsoonmovie-th.com/

Damnit, scare the hell outta me when I watched the trailer awhile back. Now I'm having second thoughts whether or not I shall attempt waching this.

And not forgetting this one that I've featured before.

Find out more at http://www.metacritic.com/film/titles/lettherightonein

Totally heart Mr Pie for informing me that this has screened and volunteering to watch with me. Woohoo!

Random laugh II

Random laugh

Starbucks, anyone?

Sleepwalking

o-u-c-h

Via http://toobizarre.blogspot.com/