Eye candy + This is a very wordy post

The colleague also very sweet albeit she doesn't express it verbally. I guess aside from Jolin Tsai whom I've followed for the past decade and the recent SS501 craze, everyone knows I have the love for gore. (Reads: Gloomy bear, Saw series, Brain splatters, Bloody scenes, la da da)

So, this was her kind attempt to cheer me up. Not bad. Good try. But I guess "Happy Tree Friends" was new to her and that she didn't know I was already numbed to "the animation several years back when MTV was showing it.. (shhhh)

Anyway, just to credit her and share with you all what she sent me on facebook. Enjoy peeps..

Eye candy indeed. Me like the ending - the hollow eyes.

Lunch made me felt better. If you ask me whether there's anything I'm happy off during office hours, I'd say my angelic colleagues. Well not really angelic, but they pretty much are politic-free. Tell me how many companies are politic-free?

Sadly the feeling resumes right after I step into the office.

[In the process of word vomiting]

You know, Imma bit very guilty now. Because of my own emotional turmoil, I kicked up a huge fuss and accused dad of being sacarstic with something he said that turned out to be my own hearing mistake.

(Now if you think I'm harsh and reprimand people for their wrong-doings, I am twice as harsh to myself. So imagine I was lecturing myself the whole night. Hah. Which eventually makes things worst today)

Well of course I apologised to dad there and then with my best possible tone of voice which was obviously, far from ideal in my opinion. It appeared that he was quite hurt by my accusation. Erm, ok accusation sounds quite serious huh? Put it, remark. Yeah, I saw he didn't felt good at my senseless remark.

So, yeah. I don't feel good too.

On a more positive note, I, am more productive and efficient when I'm down because I have no urge to succumb to anything which normally tempts me thus explain my high level of concentration. Since all these happenings are affecting me and my mugging process, I might as well rush my assignments.

Wait, this is very ironical ah? I can focus on assignment but I cannot mug? What kind of logic is that?

Strangely it applies to me..

Hokay, don't want to intoxify you all with my own toxic. I like happy people, I like happy things. Here's some justice done:

Man sentenced 3 years jail for sex with horse

Chrissake they should enforce stricter laws for such behaviour. This is so sick.

P.S. No SS501 today (albeit I can write at least another 3 entries of them) because the lovelies are complaining they see too much of it already so I'm doing abit of self-updates instead.

xoxo

I killed somebody

In my dream, that is. And that was mainly why I was late this morning. The additional ½ hour I overslept, I had it spent on a rather gruesome dream of me killing some 5 men.

Wtf. Damn gross. I woke up albeit not with cold sweat, but it felt... felt... bewildered.

Me. Killing someone. Geez. I decided to pen it down before the vivid memory diminish.

So, I dreamt of this particular guy. Okok fine, my ex. In the dream, we kinda got back together (in reality -- hell no) and he picked me up from school one day, with my classmate who happens to be hitching the ride.

And so he was nice and everything lah. Despite in the dreams I was in many way, dubious of his behaviour and failed to be convinced he was truly nice to me.

Then, this supposedly bf went out of the car to smoke, (in reality -- he doesn't smokes) leaving my classmate and I in the car.

......

AND THE CAR SUDDENLY MOVES FORWARD. LIKE SOME 70KPH. It got faster.

Given the dunno-how-to-drive me, I was in a state of shocked and got panicked. I started screaming "OMG OMG OMG HOW HOW HOW?!?!?! PULL THE EMERGENCY BREAK???"

Weirdly, the classmate sitting at the back was strangely calm (maybe there's a conspiracy with the bf to kill me) and asked me to pull the emergency break.

"OK, OK. BREATHE BREATHE. OK, EMERGENCY BREAK. *points* THIS ONE RIGHT??!!! OK I PULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!"

The car got even faster. =.=

#+=wtfwtf!!$^$omg&^*%wtf?/!?

By then the classmate and I was hysterical and helpless. You must be wondering, what is the bf doing right?

Nothing.

Of course nothing lah! He's trying to get me killed leh obviously!!

We were witnessing the car going towards the sidewalk and eventually, to a tree.

And we will die.

Then we decided to jump car! (fwah....)

We're alive! She's alive, I'm alive!!!!!! Oh thank god we're alive!!!!!!

The bf stared at our ordeal with awe. I walked towards him, another 4 men joined shortly. Obviously they are on his side lah. I was blessed with sudden supernatural powers and started defending myself and the classmate. The punches I gave broke their teeth and skulls, I carried the men and flung them out puncturing their organs and brains. (post final destination syndrom)

And the best was saved for the supposed bf. He was slowly tormented (saving the details). I remembered, in the dream I stabbed him with a knife on this lower spine and commanded him to walk to the middle of the road to get knock down by a car. Failing to do this he will die a even more horrible death. Gets knocked down no doubt. With him struggling to breathe, I decapitated him. The limbs first, so he can still feel the pain and agony.

The head was last. (again, saving the details)

Alright, that's about all. In the ½ hour dream. I have to say, it was pretty graphical and realistic among my many.

I woke up to be a normal woman with normal strength and normal menstrual cycle who is running late for a normal 9-5pm work. Haha.

I'm really a nice girl lah. Please. Ok fine, I bite. But I ain't no murderess.

Review: The Final Destination 4

On what should have been a fun-filled day at the races, Nick O'Bannon has a horrific premonition in which a bizarre sequence of events causes multiple race cars to crash, sending flaming debris into the stands, brutally killing his friends and causing the upper deck of the stands to collapse on him. When he comes out of this grisly nightmare Nick panics, persuading his girlfriend, Lori, and their friends, Janet and Hunt, to leave... escaping seconds before Nick's frightening vision becomes a terrible reality.

Thinking they've cheated death, the group has a new lease on life, but unfortunately for Nick and Lori, it is only the beginning. As his premonitions continue and the crash survivors begin to die one-by-one--in increasingly gruesome ways--Nick must figure out how to cheat death once and for all before he, too, reaches his final destination. Via Movie Web

Plot: Highly predictable. Or rather, it's like watching the rest of the FDs but different way of dying. It's like eating the same food with different utensils. There was abit of twist towards the end but hell, it wasn't awesome at all. Albeit unpredictable, but it failed to awe the audience.

However, the intensity of the movie was something worth applauding. Or rather, the script writer did not allow his audience to take any breather. The death of the victims were line up one after another, second after second. Leaving us no time to even breathe.

Cast: Not too bad. The shrilling and wailing and screaming were all there. Nothing too fascinating but I guess it managed to pull through the entire movie without the audiences rolling their eyes.

Graphics: Wooooo~ that's the only thing that attracted us to watch, isn't it? Ok, the graphics were there. Slightly more gruesome than the previous episodes. More splatters, whamming, konking, ouching! I'd say.. quite spectacular deaths in there! Kudos!!

Overall: I spent 6 bucks for it. Fine with my amount spent for the movie. Prolly a tiny wee bit of heartache if I were to spend 10 bucks for it. Oh, I didn't watch the 3D one, you may wish to try.

When is Jennifer's body going to air in Singapore? It says 18 September in the website. :(

Animal abuse *not for the faint hearted*

I repeat, it is NOT for the faint hearted...

Sick mthfkrs. Next time your turn to be abused. Now if you notice, my main source of meat actually comes from fish. Despite I hated fish. Am slowly omitting other meats from my consumption.

Just what is wrong with YOU PEOPLE?! And what's with furs and coats!?!?! Next time use your kins' skin to make yourself a coat. See you dare to wear or not.

Wasn't able to finish watching the clips. I'm seriously thinking, what can we do put a stop to all these

*might be required to sign up with youtube for verfication of age to watch the video*

Chio models from Mac calendar

Check this out from Annie's blog.

Argh!! My eyes!!

The Final Destination

This gonna mark the last of FD series?

Self-made electric chair, kills 5

Via http://mosnews.com/weird/2009/05/29/chair/

Copied and paste the gist:

"...killing one man whom he lured into his garage by posting a classified ad on the Internet claiming he wanted to buy some computer parts. Then, the maniac tied up his victim and put him into the car, wrapping his body in electric wire connected to a powerful capacitor.

While staying in the pre-trial detention center, the criminal said that he also planned to make a device that would erase people’s memory with an electro-magnetic ray. "

What.is.wrong.with.these.people!.!.!.?.?.?.? Siao or what?!?!

Ok fine, they ARE siao. But I'm more perturbed with why would it make them like that. Can it not be prevented?

I mean, we weren't borned to be that vicious wad? How great a turmoil must it be to turn someone like that? Or how weak a person's mind must it be in order to adopt such psychotic behavior?

First, I hear people talking about cannibal posting ads on the internet in search for victims to be eaten and there actually are people willing to sacrifice, then now people diy-ing electric chairs to electrocute innocent people?

Seems to me, the ficticious plot for gore and horror movies are turning, quite real. Then again, if one is able to come up with such a plot, one will have the capability to turn it real.

Sooner of later such things will happen in Singapore. More and more people turning psychotic because of the increasingly stress and lacked of opportunity to destress.

Hmmm, probably that's a good business segment for entry. No not those mediocre spas and massage and stuffs. Something more unique.

But maybe the barriers for entry will be slightly higher because in order to establish the business, one has to learn how to be armed with protective skills in order to fend for beserk customers. Hah.

Oh, the person providing the destress service must possess great patience and high EQ. Me? I'll probably kill those bersek customers before they kill themselves. :P

Sorry for the digress, got too carried away.

Coming back to the topic, evolution of the internet and virtual world - really aren't that safe isn't it?

Corresponding to the cannibalism entry

Remember this?

So, meanie and I were talking about how grossed and pervertic Issei Sagawa was. Here goes:

black angel but still a meanie: e cannibalisim i saw b4. tat guy is farkin sick

black angel but still a meanie: tat jap guy, theres one article bout him. he eats his victim's private parts n comment that it smell v bad! CCB~!

Lady Jinxed - me no like roaches: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NASTY! CCB IMAGINE I THE GIRL, MY CB LET HIM EAT YET HE STILL CRITICIZE MY CB!

black angel but still a meanie: ya la! he eats pits too

black angel but still a meanie: EWWWWWWWWW!

black angel but still a meanie: armpits i mean. KNNBCCB!

black angel but still a meanie: he tried to fry la

black angel but still a meanie: bake la

black angel but still a meanie: steam la

Lady Jinxed - me no like roaches: OMG! WAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! i dunno y, but these coming out frm ur mouth, sounds wickedly funny!

black angel but still a meanie: really lor! e first time i read it i wanna puked man

black angel but still a meanie: i ish cute ma. wahahhahaah

black angel but still a meanie: some parts like e belly la hand or legs he say taste pretty good

Lady Jinxed - me no like roaches: did he eat her butt cheek? or arsehole?

black angel but still a meanie: im feeling sick~

black angel but still a meanie: dunno la!

black angel but still a meanie: omg

Lady Jinxed - me no like roaches: no i'm concerned! wat if got sai in it?

Lady Jinxed - me no like roaches: like the curry fish we had? rembr?

Lady Jinxed - me no like roaches: got sai smell! WAHAHAHAHAHAHA

black angel but still a meanie: ewwwwwwww.

black angel but still a meanie: got sai den eat with e sai lor. since he like human flesh so much. sai is fertilisers can

black angel but still a meanie: nutritious. wahahahahaah

Lady Jinxed - me no like roaches: omg lim meanie u oso gross de can!?!?!

black angel but still a meanie: bleahs~

black angel but still a meanie: talkin bout sai

black angel but still a meanie: i feel like shitting

Lady Jinxed - me no like roaches: WAHAHAHAHAHAA

Lady Jinxed - me no like roaches: u sai ong la u!

black angel but still a meanie: :D

Lady Jinxed - me no like roaches: omg i'm gg to blog our conversation

Lady Jinxed - me no like roaches: this is too funny

black angel but still a meanie: go ahead man

black angel but still a meanie: sai ong gg to bang sai, at e same time study my notes

black angel but still a meanie: wooooooooohoooooo!

Lady Jinxed - me no like roaches: wahahahahaahahhaha

Lady Jinxed - me no like roaches: stopit! i cant stop laughing liao!

More cannibalism

Disclaimer: Contains extremely gruesome photographs at the end of blog entry. View it at your own risk. I am most definitely not accountable for.

Sibling cannibalism

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"...Yes, we've decided to eat him. I did not want to return behind the bars, so we have cut off his head and buried it and the body have cut in parts and kept in a refrigerator,' Timur reportedly said...

...We have been cooking and eating his meat for six months,' he added... "

Which got me googling for more.

Spouse cannibalism

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"father eat the flesh off their dead mother's face on Friday morning...

...There, he suddenly choked and became unconscious and died..."

That's what I call, retribution. Kudos!

Cannibalism through internet advert

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"...even though the victim allegedly volunteered for his fate by replying to an internet advert...

...I had the fantasy, and in the end I fulfilled it," he said. The fantasy first developed between the ages of eight and 12, he added..."

Netizens, be afraid. Be very afraid...

Little girls cannibalism

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"...kidnapped girls aged between four and seven years old, molested and murdered them. In some cases he ate parts of their bodies, in others he slept next to their corpses...

...Miyazaki’s defence rested in the argument of his lawyers that he was not mentally fit to be held responsible for his crimes..."

Asshole.

Issei Sagawa - the "godfather of cannibals"

Go google his name. I'm sure there's tonnes of information about him.

That above term, was a self proclaimed one.

I've read articles of him years back. And there actually are people who idolises him. Not me of course. I just find the happenings amazing, albeit disgusting.

Ok, here comes the true and gruesome photographs I mentioned at the beginning of this entry.

Ready?

Storing these pictures itself makes me wanna puke. I'll delete them after one week which might affect the few shown above. But you can still find them in google, if you are keen that is.

Cannibalism

Frogs, they eat insects right?

Turtle, they eat.. I dunno, seaweeds? Leaves? Or maybe moss?

Not anymore.

Frog...

eats frog.

And turtle eats...

pigeon.

Someone do something can?!??!!!

Digusting's DEFINITELY an understatement to describe this... this... this... tenacious social pest lah!!

What the fuck is he singing anyway??

The woman in the MV mad iszit??!!! How can she possible let someone like him kiss her????? Can someone PUR-LEEEEEESE kill him? Please?

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*Edited, 15th Dec, Monday*

I actually had the nerve to watch this for the 2nd time and boy! he kissed the girl more than I've expected.

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On second thought, the MV leading actress looks more like a PRC aunty to me.

Can totally imagine his snarling bad breathe drowning the PRC aunty nostrils.

More crazy stuffs...

Not graphics this time round. But the text itself was enough to appal me albeit after many daunting amount of information stored in my brain. I swear I didn't obtain such information on deliberate. I chanced upon reading various blogs and such articles simply catches my attention like how a fish gets tempted by a bait.

The article I read from SGFRAG illustrated this 50 year old man whom apparently committed suicide to protest on being asked to leave his about to be demolished house for as many as 11 times.

Umm hmm? *nods* What's so unusual about that? Suicides, they are happening everywhere. Common tools include train tracks, plunging off the block, maybe.... guns? Mediocre enough for this society full of turmoils.

But chainsaws? Boy I could only picture the mayhem only from the movie "The Texas chainsaw massacre" where the psychopathic killer went round killing his victims with his favourite toy chainsaw. Never did I expect the method came pretty much, DIY?

"...cut his own head off with a chainsaw to highlight the ‘injustice’ of being asked to move out..."

On further note, it seems quite impossible to take the chainsaw and go ZZzzZZZZzz down on your own neck isn't it? Like, signals will be sent to your brain such that you retaliate whenever pain occurs. Well we are all made this way. Moreover we are talking about our neck, the very sensitive part of our body where external cuts are rather unlikely in comparative to other parts like the limbs.

"Desperate David Phyall, 50, plugged the electric chainsaw into the mains and attached a timer to the socket.

He then wrapped sellotape around the machine’s trigger to secure it in the ‘on’ position and tied the handle of the saw to a table leg to hold it steady."

Ok, cool. He's mechanically intelligent. Either that or I'm mechanically dumb.

"Mr Phyall rested the saw on his neck and waited for the timer to go off.

The Black and Decker chainsaw sliced through his neck in an instant but kept going for a further 15 minutes.

....Mr Phyall, who had lived in the 1960s flat for eight years, was the last resident in the block and had resisted 11 offers of a new home.

He said: ‘The carpet was covered by a layer of blood and the ceiling above my head was also splattered with blood."

The ceiling splattered with blood reminds me of CSI which I think, is quite awesome.

"I could see an electric chainsaw embedded in the man’s neck -the blade was three quarters of the way through his neck"

At this point of time, I used all my every possible gruel, bloody knowledge to visualise and yeah, that was when I decided this article fits the brutality scheme of my recent entries which explains why I'm posting this.

"Detective Sergeant Mark Huxford told the hearing: ‘The head was still attached by the right shoulder and his head was lying to the left.

Recording a verdict of suicide, Deputy Central Hampshire Simon Burge said Mr Phyall had killed himself in a bid to ‘make a statement’."

How far would you go to make your statement hmm?

Video clip of White tiger attacks man in zoo (NSFW)

*Edited* Meanie remarked the video's been taken down. Watch it over here if you really want to..

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*Again, not for the faint hearted.

Oh my god my recent entries all so brutal.

Ok, REAL brutality is NOT fun and definitely NOT cool

Now I believe most of you lovelies are above the legal age hence I'm putting this link. I'm saying this in solemnity - do not click if you are weak hearted and phobic to gore.

Think Saw series. If you cannot stand the sight of such reel scenes, skip this.

For the takers, here you go.

I'm not going for a 2nd attempt. Fuckerdemic grossed the hell outta me. Definitely not advisable to try, even for self-abusers. This is way too extreme oh god please tell me it's not real. I daren't read further to justify if it is real or not.

Brutality has never been that fun

Check this out:

http://www.peta.org/cooking-mama/

And then there's more horror

Interesting plot I think. With all those mediocre sexy hot adult blood sucking vampire (think Kate Beckinsale in Underworld) dominating the blood sucking segment, this child vampire romance movie does have its take on me.

Despite the thought of watching child romance sounds rather michaeljacksontoucheslittleboy sick to me but well, who cares. I've got absolutely no fetish over those little thing.

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Different version of thriller

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Wonder if it will be shown here in Singapore. Gosh I'm sucha horror junkie.