Random laugh II

Random laugh

Starbucks, anyone?

Sleepwalking

o-u-c-h

Via http://toobizarre.blogspot.com/

Dots

For once, I think this outfit on Jolin sucks big time.

http://www.ilovesuper.com/blog/index.php?blogId=1

http://www.jolinblog.cn/

Via Cyndi Wang album back in 2007.

Similar, isn't it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EULAj9v6Tks

Worst, it reminds me of one of those girls in Edison's sex scandal.

Tsk.

Wah lao...

Think the economy meltdown and recession is bad? Lemme' tell you this, now work in office also cannot work in peace.

We all learnt that bad ergonomics like noise, dim lightings, electricity prone objects affects our work performance and of course health and safety.

Check this out: http://www.anorak.co.uk/strange-but-true/202541.html

*figet figet*

*shift shift ass*

Chao turban, my chair is also blue color lor. Dunno will explode not. Now my ass got this subconscious phobic feeling that it will be blown into pieces.

*filps typist chair over check for Made in Chxna prints*

Great. I daren't not sit my chair already. Kaoz.

Tsk!!!

I'm having severe headache now.

Doctor said it's migraine, but it's killing me.

And I'm highly irritable now.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

I'm sick. And I cannot take my medication because it'll make me drowsy.

I'm meeting some besties later. For steamboat. Gosh. Patient, steamboat, no linkage at all. And I certainly do not wish to have my face landing in some steamboat soup because of the medication.

I got lesson later. My turn for presentation this time. Bleah.

Did I mention how much I hate tutorial on weekends? Plenty.

Did I mention how much I hate presentations? Tonnes.




*snort snort*

Dad's leaving for mj soonish. And me? Preparing to go to school.

I got many pressies. Teeheehee.

Pics and pieces of my hectic life (part 2) *Edited*

Subject: Food

Some overdue pixxies.

Someone tell me my daddy is uber entertaining?

Subject: School

And so we hate it.

Remember I said I had this guai(3) lou(2) lecturer? Boy I thought I was the only one that needs hearing aids.

Subject: Facebook

going.gaga.over.pet.society.

So are many of my friends. Everyone's vying amongst each other and desperate to earn for our pet. Hmmm, very childish but you'll be surprise how many adults have gone crazy over this game ok.

Guess Jamie must have heard my complaints, I've since then receive quite alot of gifts from him. Sweet!

!!!!

I've watched Underworld: Rise of the Lycans already. Not too bad aside from pitch black scenes all the darn time.

Damn busy nowadays. ♣#$^%^

Pics and pieces of my hectic life (part 1)

Gawwwd. Can't believe I sat infront of the monitor for 2 good hours for this entry on a Friday after my lesson.

Not much illustrations this time round because I'm plain lazy to think any further. Damn tired can!?! So, pictures to tell the tale. Which I think, is entertaining enough already. Heh.


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Subject: Sabotage - I got chio friends, I dunno them

(P.S. I'm playing with Phlook over here, where you can have notes on the picture itself. Roll over and try. Click on the close inverted comma (") to leave notes. Quite fun leh!)

Now let me explain why these 2 girls are over here. Frankly speaking, I don't really know them. Neo-prints were a mega fad back then where people were literally giving out those sinister stickers like business cards. That probably explained why I had so many tonnes that belongs to people - whom I'm not even accquainted with?

Subject: Sabotage - I got a handsome brother

This is dedicated to motivate him lose weight faster. Tsk. I'm sucha good sister.

Last time sharp chin. Now double chin. Tsk!

Subject: Sabotage - Never ever underestimate the damage of fashion disaster

It kills.

Subject: Sabotage - The innocent souls whom might wanna think twice inviting me to their wedding dinner

A.k.a my evil scheme of siam-ing the red bomb; threatening the bride that I'll expose their utmost unkempt unsightly photos. Dunchu dare me. *evil laughters*

Vanity heals

This was drafted last week but didn't have the time to tidy things up. I shall do it now, since I'm in an extremely foul mood to do anything.

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6th Feb 2009:

Much as I hate to admit, I do am stepping into the age where facial care procedures are to be strictly abide.

Yes, STRICTLY. That would mean, investing in good skincare products and no longer the off shelf ones purchased from Watson's or whatsoever, routine application of day, night, eye cream which practically everone hates.

(That applies cosmetics too)

But mark my words, it's better to start early. Everyone knows that.

Am totally upholding the spirit of "vanity heals" where vanity is a must-have now, given the modern era. Everything die die MUST look pretty nowadays. Be it women or men or clothes or even, pastries.

*winks at Ms Phelps, whom now holds a title/designation of Pastry Artist*

Introducing....

Oliver Van Doorne

Never on one continent for more than a week at a time, OvD's travels inspire his uniquely intuitive and intellectual take on brand building.

First appearing on the beauty radar at the age of 31 when he became Creative Director of Lancôme, he partnered with Isabella Rossellini and later Nick Knight.

His more recent work for Jennifer Lopez, Calvin Klein, and Swarovski are all a testament to his diverse, dynamic vision. With an unerring aesthetic eye, OvD has transformed the way we see beauty.

Always pushing boundaries, OvD is currently the President and Worldwide Creative Director of SelectNY, one of today's most watched international luxury branding agencies in the world.

-Via Artistry-

Woah. Hokaaay. Quite a big shot apparently.

Anyway, find out more about OvD at http://oliviervandoorne.com/ for those of you who might be interested.

I had my research done. Well, am in the midst of experimenting and researching. Not going to reveal what yet. Watch this space.

Updates soonish! I hope.

P.S. I can't wait to visit the en-frost cafe! Again, I'm gonna keep this a mystery and reveal only when I have the time to. Lalalala.

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P.P.S I've watch Bride War already. Fan of the actresses, go watch. Fan of chick flicks, go watch. Bimbos, you should like it. Normal mediocre peeps - you won't like it so don't bother.

P.P.P.S I haven't watch Underworld III or whatever it's named. Rise of the Lycans.

P.P.P.P.S I'm in a foul mood.

P.P.P.P.P.S My PI (reads: Product Innovation) lecturer is a guai(2) lou(3) and I ish having serious difficulty listening to him with his very strong Italian accent. Even thou most of the time, I'm actually paying more attention to his accent and trying to mimic it.

Ok bye.

I WANNA BE A MILLIONAIRE

Title says it all. I've chipped in TOTO bet for the first time in my life. One with daddy (whom spent his entire yesterday analysing those numbers picked and their winning possibilities) and another with my uni-mates.

Whole world yakking about TOTO now.

Dad says he's going to buy another set of numbers today. Siao.

Na si wa wu ji ba ban~ ji ba ban~~♪

Random

Largest breast implants. Evar.

"even though medics have warned that her breasts are in danger of exploding, she does not seem to care."

Seriously, just how big is big?

Menus gone wrong

Thai Style Uterus Salad?

Guess you'll need anti-spam software to eat in here.

Now we know. Osama is dead.

Where's Saddam? And Mas Selamat?

I don't see what's wrong with this.

They merely wrote the menu in Singlish mah..

Via Lancerlord, which leads us to here and here.

Dots

CNY galore part 2

Seems like Kayteewee-ing is a must-have for CNY already. Wanted to catch a movie but GV closed surprisingly early on Chu 2. Spoilsport.

I was so hungry I had a footlong - all by myself. Lalalala. Actually, I had some leftovers lah.

Random. This to show how much I like wasabi.

While most of you go bai nian on Chu 1 and 2, mine falls on Chu 5. Damn lugi lor, had to take leave on that day. Why because it's actually my grandmama's death anniversary thus the elders decided to have a gathered visitation on that day.

20 over of us squeezing in a 4-room flat is no joke. Come to think of it, my dad's side of relative is seriously over-zealous. These that came over are only a handful. Imagine if all were present. We'll need at least a void deck. =.=

Cutesy spotted! Name's kaitlyn, my lil' mixed blood niece. Endearing isn't she?

Elders will NEVAR make do without a round or 2 gambling sessions. (Psst, I'll be in the game of ban luck too, if I wasn't rushing off. Cousins will never spare me from these games)

Problems with most big families are the confusion of seniority. Age becomes obsolete in identifying "rankings". Likewise for me too. I get to call people around 50 years old biao ge or biao jie. Weird. Fella's old enough to be my dad or mum.

That's Elanor. 14 years old and already standing at least 1.65m I think. Her dad, whom is my cousin, kinda forgotten that yours truly was of the same "level" as him and mistaken me as Elanor's cousin.

Which in fact, I'm Elanor's aunt.

WTH. A 14 year old calling me "Biao Gu"?? Hell no will I accept that~

And of course, being the well-known obnoxious princess of the family I made a big hoo-hah and went round complaining I do not want to be called Aunt by such a grown up kid. It took me 6 months to adapt the grand title from my brother's child, but a TEENAGER? NO NO NO! CANNOT CANNOT CANNOT!! I insist she calls me jie jie.

More to come...