Having said that, the fat (PRC) woman sitting beside was causing some HUGEMTHFKING dismay in me.
I mean I have nothing against PRC whichsoever. In fact, my most trusted hairdresser whom my entire family visits for the past 10 years is from China! She's an awesome woman I tell you, no kidding.
But again, I cannot deny that, with the difference in culture, some people from there just cannnnot seem to merge into the practise of Singapore.
And I behaved my most tranquil - I don't wanna miss my long-waited HPHBP and get shoo-ed out because I'm quarrelling with a PRC! Otherwise given my temper I'd have done something.
Oh wait, I DID something. Hee. Read on.
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Fuck'd up behaviour 1: PRC (and her friend) came into the cinema with alot of commotion.
Me: But that's ok, the movie's yet start. I'm cool.
Fuck'd up behaviour 2: PRCs sat down, and took off their shoes. Worst, they were wriggling their toes, as if airing it. OMG.
Me: Wah lao eh.. nvm, not smelly. I endure~~~ grrrrrr.
(Movie started...)
Fuck'd up behaviour 3: PRC swinging her elephant leg and hit my ankle.
Me: What the.... *kicks back and pretends nothing happen and talk to my gf*
*PRC stared at me*
*Look at PRC and gives her the "yes? you looking for me? no? fine then. tata" look and turned to talk to my gf again*
*PRC continue staring, lim peh cannot be bothered*
Fuck'd up behaviour 4: PRCs took out their tidbits and started munching very loudly and making hell lotsa noise with the packaging. (you know what's I'm talking dunchu?)
Fuck'd up behaviour 5: PRC fidgeting THE WHOLE DAMN TIME. (Got worm inside iszit?!?!?!)
Fuck'd up behaviour 6: PRC burps soooooooooo loud as if she burps through a loud-hailer
Fuck'd up behaviour 7: PRC attempts to put both her legs up onto the seat. (But too fat lah. One leg also cannot go up. LOL)
Me: nvm nvm nvm nvm nvm nvm.. just watch your movie.
Final straw: PRC while swinging her hippopotamus leg, dropped her slipper and hit hard on mine.
Me: *stares at her*
PRC: "Swolly swolly swolly"
Me: ok suah. She apologised. I win. hmpf.
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