Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Me no like May one least bit
Monday, April 27, 2009
Back from More More Tea Inn!
I'm back people!!
Redang is awesome I tell you! Very very very very very very very x 85,763,415 beautiful place!
We saw baby sharks and dory and pomfret! They saw beautiful corals and nemo and many more!
Ok, since I do not have the time to blog about the details yet and also the pictures are not entirely consolidated, I shall post a slideshow of some scenic ones for the time being.
With "浪花一朵朵" as the background music that it!
Gotta go! Busy busy busy! It sucks to be back to this uber fast-paced country where Redang is nothing but slow and relax.
Omg please take me away from reality. I wanna live in the world of procrastination!
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
I'm leaving on a jet plane blardy 9 hours bus journey
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Corresponding to the cannibalism entry
So, meanie and I were talking about how grossed and pervertic Issei Sagawa was. Here goes:
black angel but still a meanie: e cannibalisim i saw b4. tat guy is farkin sick
Lady Jinxed - me no like roaches: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NASTY! CCB IMAGINE I THE GIRL, MY CB LET HIM EAT YET HE STILL CRITICIZE MY CB!
black angel but still a meanie: ya la! he eats pits too
black angel but still a meanie: EWWWWWWWWW!
black angel but still a meanie: armpits i mean. KNNBCCB!
black angel but still a meanie: he tried to fry la
black angel but still a meanie: bake la
black angel but still a meanie: steam la
Lady Jinxed - me no like roaches: OMG! WAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! i dunno y, but these coming out frm ur mouth, sounds wickedly funny!
black angel but still a meanie: really lor! e first time i read it i wanna puked man
black angel but still a meanie: i ish cute ma. wahahhahaah
black angel but still a meanie: some parts like e belly la hand or legs he say taste pretty good
Lady Jinxed - me no like roaches: did he eat her butt cheek? or arsehole?
black angel but still a meanie: im feeling sick~
black angel but still a meanie: dunno la!
black angel but still a meanie: omg
Lady Jinxed - me no like roaches: no i'm concerned! wat if got sai in it?
Lady Jinxed - me no like roaches: like the curry fish we had? rembr?
Lady Jinxed - me no like roaches: got sai smell! WAHAHAHAHAHAHA
black angel but still a meanie: ewwwwwwww.
black angel but still a meanie: got sai den eat with e sai lor. since he like human flesh so much. sai is fertilisers can
black angel but still a meanie: nutritious. wahahahahaah
Lady Jinxed - me no like roaches: omg lim meanie u oso gross de can!?!?!
black angel but still a meanie: bleahs~
black angel but still a meanie: talkin bout sai
black angel but still a meanie: i feel like shitting
Lady Jinxed - me no like roaches: WAHAHAHAHAHAA
Lady Jinxed - me no like roaches: u sai ong la u!
black angel but still a meanie: :D
Lady Jinxed - me no like roaches: omg i'm gg to blog our conversation
Lady Jinxed - me no like roaches: this is too funny
black angel but still a meanie: go ahead man
black angel but still a meanie: sai ong gg to bang sai, at e same time study my notes
black angel but still a meanie: wooooooooohoooooo!
Lady Jinxed - me no like roaches: wahahahahaahahhaha
Lady Jinxed - me no like roaches: stopit! i cant stop laughing liao!
Got S, but no C
This article from MyPaper is wicked funny!
Well I'm sure not all the drop-dead contestants are as bad as what it seems.
Some of you really unfairly blessed with excellent brains and hawt bods.
Well most of you, I would say, are blessed with an equilibrium of beauty and knowledge. That's normal.
Some are extremely smart, but, ummm... prolly not as attractive on the majority's scale?
However, some had also proven the pragmatic truth of "beauty but no brains"?
Oh, correct me if I'm wrong. But you call that "bimbo". No?
Of course, there's the term for he-bimbo, called "himbo". And the worst of all mankind - those that doesn't look good and yet behaves like a bimbo or himbo.
"Dumbo" I call them.
Cropped out the gist of the article for your convenience of reading.*ROFL*
I guess what she probably didn't want to be too conceited and in turn gives a generic answer that says, "I THINK everyone stands a good chance of winning in their own unique way including me. So I really can't tell what are my chances".
That's my opinion lah, from the way I see it.
I've read her blog no doubt. Pretty girl with lotsa photographs and boobs. I'm in no position to criticise one's command of English because I ain't any better off from time to time.
But I definitely do not blog like that...
"When I happy my eyes will tell others okay, I'm happy. Then, when I'm sad, I will be crying."
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA. I'm trying to solve the daxueshavinci code, with loads and loads of roaring laughs! I dunno why but that really sounds very very uber, extremely hilarious to me!
*clears throat* ok, maybe she's saying that her eyes sparkles when she's happy, so much so, that people can feel her joyness. And that she's a crybaby perhaps?
That sounds perfectly ok to me. If it was said to a friend or in private. But publicly? That I'm not so sure...
Let's give people the benefit of doubts, she probably didn't had much time to phrase herself in the most appropriate way because the interview was too sudden?
"I like to play naughty with the guys... maybe use my eyes to give electricity."
That's totally broken (english)! But oh well, it can be quite correct if translated to Chinese though!
But sayang, that's an English program, direct translation aren't quite understood by the jiat kentang (reads: eat potato aka english spoken or educated) or westerners you know?!
Very corny too! Definitely not Sexy, if that's what the "S" stands for~! Nevertheless, clap clap for her courage to say the sentence in such a tak-glam way! Woohoo!!
Sighs. I wish there are more articles like that. Damn entertaining.
Monday, April 20, 2009
More cannibalism
Spouse cannibalism
Source
"father eat the flesh off their dead mother's face on Friday morning...
...There, he suddenly choked and became unconscious and died..."
That's what I call, retribution. Kudos!
Cannibalism through internet advert
"...even though the victim allegedly volunteered for his fate by replying to an internet advert...
...I had the fantasy, and in the end I fulfilled it," he said. The fantasy first developed between the ages of eight and 12, he added..."
Netizens, be afraid. Be very afraid...
Little girls cannibalism
"...kidnapped girls aged between four and seven years old, molested and murdered them. In some cases he ate parts of their bodies, in others he slept next to their corpses...
...Miyazaki’s defence rested in the argument of his lawyers that he was not mentally fit to be held responsible for his crimes..."
Asshole.
Issei Sagawa - the "godfather of cannibals"
Go google his name. I'm sure there's tonnes of information about him.
That above term, was a self proclaimed one.
I've read articles of him years back. And there actually are people who idolises him. Not me of course. I just find the happenings amazing, albeit disgusting.
Ok, here comes the true and gruesome photographs I mentioned at the beginning of this entry.
Ready?
Storing these pictures itself makes me wanna puke. I'll delete them after one week which might affect the few shown above. But you can still find them in google, if you are keen that is.
Insane people driving people insane
School experienced short circuit hence lesson was cancelled on last Friday.
There'll be a replacement for that.
Saturday, when most of us reached school, class was announced cancelled.
Again.
There will be a replacement for that, too.
And this is what happened:
(Click to enlarge)
Plus, we got 2 assignments to hand up on May.
*clap clap*
Well done.
We are officially Ironmen and Ironwomen.
I do not like the month of May.
Because it coincides with the moving of my office.
It's gonna be chaotic. For me. At least.
P.S. Hey, my title reads the same forward and backward! Imma genius.
Friday, April 17, 2009
Additionals to the family
http://www.stage-cosmetics.com/
I've been procrastinating forever for the M.A.C fluidline. Do they have any M.A.C in Tampines 1?
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Cannibalism
And turtle eats...
pigeon.
Review: Eyeshadow applicator
As you can see, the one on the right (from Daiso) - its sponge was peeling despite my first time washing it. Whereas the one on the left (from "ta-chiang") looked intact. The sponge looked much denser and cushiony too.
True enough, my recollections tells me the one from "ta-chiang" seemed much more user friendly. I tried to google the outlets of "ta-chaing" for you all's convenience but expectedly, there wasn't any results.
So, for those of you who desperately wants to get better grade eyeshadow applicators, there's "ta-chaing" outlet in respectively tampines (interchange) and bugis (somewhere along the Guanyin temple), that's about all I know.
Oh and to add, they run out of stock rather fast. So I usually grab 2 sticks (there are about 5-6 applicators where u can stack them neatly into a single stick) whenever I see any. Typical of me.
Not too sure if Aries outlets or other accessories shops are selling these but well, there's no harm trying! But do note, I got mine at $1.90. So no point getting them if the stack of applicators are selling above $2.50 or so lah huh... albeit merely 60 cents difference but still, times are bad! Recessions are everywhere!
Ok, random pictures.
My favourite! Racer tank tops! I owned at least 20 racer tank tops now I guess. Cotton somemore! Me like!! Can you imagine I wear them even to work? But I'll need to pull on a blazer lah..
Blue! I grabbed BLUE color. Can you believe it? I never had any thing in blue. At most turquoise, but never blue. Simply because I can nevar, nevar evar seem to carry off the color (and orange color too =____= ). Dunno why. But I grabbed these nevertheless.
That's Illuma. At bugis. For those of you who don't know.
With probably the longest flight of escalator.
Quite spacious to my liking actually. BUT! The air conditioning was insanely cold I wonder why. Retail shops there aren't too much of a difference from the norm of Singapore malls, reminds me of the concept of Cineleisure.
By the way, the cinema there isn't Golden Village nor Cathay nor Eng Wah nor Shaw, it's Filmgarde.
The infamous Tampines 1 that drove the entire tampines community crazy.
Everysinglemuthafker was going there and it caused human jam I tell you.
Like I had said, my first 2 attempt there failed. Not because of the shops that drew my attention, but because I heard there's in-built swimming pool there! So I want to kpoh lah!
Ah nee said I looked very tourist-ish snapping the pictures of malls and she's going ignore me. So I only quick quick took a significant one. The top floors looked quite posh from the outside isn't it!?
Monday, April 13, 2009
X-men origins: Wolverine
Optimal time to sleep
Random
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
In memory of A Sang
I'm sure most k-ster have at least sang this song once. Very popular amongst people who frequent the ktv.
The last time I sang the song was 26th March.
The original singer, A Sang, passed away 2 days ago, on the 6th of April.
She will be missed by many.
More info via http://www.cruzteng.com/2009/04/06/rip-a-sang/
Do's and Don'ts for Healthy-Looking Skin
Avoid the sun. Nothing is more damaging to your skin than UV exposure. It sets off a chain of adverse and cumulative reactions that lead to wrinkles, discoloration, loss of tone, and dehydration. Whenever you're outdoors, even if you're just running errands or strolling through the park, use a sunscreen with a minimum SPF of 15.
Drink plenty of water. Proper hydration is essential for flushing out impurities, fostering the development of new cells and enhancing circulation. Try to drink six-to-eight glasses a day.
Sleep well. Nighttime is the right time for skin. That's when cells get busy renewing themselves and repairing the day's damage. A minimum of seven to eight hours of sleep each night is ideal. Any less and your skin will wear the signs of fatigue.
Eat right. You truly are what you eat, so it stands to reason that the better your diet, the better your skin will look. A healthy diet full of fresh fruits and vegetables, lean meats, fish and complex carbohydrates is recommended for most people. Check with your doctor to determine if you should make special dietary adjustments, or take vitamin or mineral supplements.
Stay fit. Regular exercise keeps your heart and your muscles fit. It also keeps your skin in shape by revving up your circulation, which eliminates toxins and promotes a healthy glow. Experts recommend a minimum of 20 minutes of aerobic exercise each day to maintain your current weight and fitness levels; 30 minutes or more to lose weight and improve your conditioning. Walking, running, biking, swimming and dancing are all excellent aerobic activities.
Don't:
Smoke. Smoking destroys the underlying structure of the skin, which quickly leads to premature aging. It creates wrinkles and destroys elasticity. The repetitive physical action of smoking creates lines around the mouth. Over time, smoking causes skin to thicken and discolor.
Drink too much alcohol or caffeine. Moderation is everything when it comes to caffeine and alcohol. For example, a glass of wine is relaxing, but too much wine dehydrates your system, robs you of vital nutrients and may interrupt healthy sleep patterns. Caffeine actually functions as a diuretic and may prevent you from getting enough rest.
Stress out. Even if you try to appear calm, cool and collected, stress has a way of making its presence known. Anxiety leads to a number of surface manifestations, including blemishes, hives, impaired circulation, itching, irritation and under-eye circles. So relax! Adopt sensible time management strategies, take up stress-busting activities like jogging, yoga or meditation, stay connected to friends and family and see your doctor or a counselor if your stress is getting the upper hand.
How frequent do you clean your brushes / applicators / cake?
Here's how I clean them (applys to brushes and powder cakes too) :
Step 1: Squeeze a favourable amount of facial cleanser into a container and mix with water.
Why facial cleanser and not hand wash or body shampoo? Simple. Since the tools are used for the face, then just use a facial cleanser to wash it clean lah!
The contents in hand or body wash might be too harsh and who knows whether or not it will cause irritation to our face. So, choose your trusted facial cleanser for your tools.
Step 2: Soak the applicators and rub it gently till you see the colors are slowly fading.
Gently. You wouldn't wanna tear the sponge of the applicator, dunchu?
Step 3: The water should be filty by now. Pour away the water and repeat Step 1 + 2.
Step 4: Rinse it with tap water.
Step 5: Lay a clean cloth (or tissue paper if you are not eco friendly) and place the washed applicator on top to air dry.
Usually I'll use 2 pieces of tissue paper to press on top of the applicator to ensure excess water are absorbed so as to speed up the drying process.
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Via ivillage:
- Wash your brushes thoroughly at least every three months. If someone else uses your brushes, wash them before using them again.
- Use different brushes for light and dark shades of make-up. There is nothing more frustrating than trying to apply a light shade of eye shadow or blush and getting a darker smudge as a result of the last colour you used with the same brush.
- There are professional brush cleaners on the market, but they can be harsh. To avoid irritation, use a daily cleanser or a mild washing up liquid to wash your brushes. This way, you're less likely to have an allergic reaction.
- Reshape your brushes after washing and let them dry thoroughly before reusing them. If your bristles frizz and begin to shed, it's time to buy a new brush.
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Halfway unpack makeup box. Too lazy.
Monday, April 6, 2009
Plunging butterfly
(Click to enlarge)
Her recent album is an utter disappointment. I wonder where has she set her focus on these days.
It seems like she's putting it alot of effort in her dancesteps (and venturing on other businesses) rather that the vocal; her hit songs were way beneath ideal. I'd say I'll most likely spend my moolahs on other new singers if that's the case.
Sunday, April 5, 2009
Makeover
First impression, they think I sorta look fierce. I think they looked unfriendly. Half an hour later, we warmed up and the girls started playing with my cammie.. dotrs.
Photoshooting in progress...
Self edited! And I think it's very chio and I ish very very talented. Lalala.
That's all for the time being~ more updates only after Julian send me the soft copies.
*shout* JULIAN I WANT THE PHOTOGRAPHS YOU OWE ME!!
Review: Artistry skincare
Gadgets used for the test. I swear I wanted to steal them there and then. Damn awesome! I can totally imagine using it to microscope everywhere. Maybe my toes or cellulites or something...
After which the consultant will advise which Artistry product you need to use.
Thing is, they do not hard-sell. They leave you to decide whether or not you are keen to purchase. Reckon they must have relevant confidence in their product to be not as pushy in comparison to the rest.
So, I never buy. Lol.
Nevertheless I went to their talk. Launch of new line call Essentials.
Entire function hall filled with people. Impressive.
AND!
I got their basic skin care set - Balancing system (for the oily/combination skin) :p
Been using for a month odd already and honestly I don't see any changes in the controlling the amount of sebum produced. That's the bad news. Good news is, the product isn't too significantly irritating such that it causes rashes.
Quite soothing actually. Just that it doesn't makes me feel too much of a difference after using it.
Slightly sweet-scented for most products, but not overwhelming. So people with sensitive nose shouldn't worry much.
Price wise? Alot cheaper than brands you can think of (Clarins, Clinique, Ipsa, Kose, whichever). But definitely higher then other shelf brands.
Comfortable price range I should say. Starting from around 30 odd I think.
Was told that's because Artistry do not advertise their products therefore the reason why we consumers are not "charged for the advertising fee".
Sweet.
But the admirable part was the post purchase service. Distributors constantly ask for feedback and comes up with other ways and means to reduce unsatisfactory. For my case, the "fleet" of experts made another trip to my place and had another discussion with me.
Tsk tsk tsk. Sounds like we are talking business lidat. But half of the time I was lying on my back and being served.
Some deep pore cleansing face masque. Rather prickly when applied. Got better after 5 minutes or so.
Should have taken a before and after picture to should you guys the effect. Even I myself was awed by the difference.
Conclusion: I'd probably need to target my digestive system first. To stop the continuous outbreak on my chin area. Else no amount of elixir can help.
Shall do another review in another 1 to 2 months' time~!
Alright then, shall end this entry with a random eye makeup I did awhile back. Have got a makeover for a friend's friend tomorrow and I've gotta wake up at 8am. 8AM!!!! Madness madness.
Turning in already. Night peeps.