Random laugh

I'm bored. So I'm going to try telling you guys some lame jokes. *takes deep breath* You know, I'm such a drama banana, a joke wouldn't be too funny if I don't get to use my expression for enhancement.

Anyways, here we go.



1) The mua chee brothers

Being stuck together for almost their entire lives, the mua chee brothers got so fed-up and decided to separate from each other. They tried multiple times but failed. They tried again, very very hard and finally managed to spilt themselves from one another.

Mua chee 1: Hooray!! We finally got ourselve out of this gruelling torment!!

Mua chee 2: Yes!! Aren't you delighted dude?!?!

Mua chee 1: You bet bro!

Mua chee 2: Let's hi-five to our success!!!!

Mua chee 1: Ok!!

The brothers hi-fived. And got stuck together again.

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2) The mosquito's birthday

Bzzzz...~ bzzzz~~ bzzzzzzzzzz~

Man: *annoyed and sweeps*

Bzzz.... bzzz... mosquito flying around happily

Man: *club his hands and trap the mosquito inside*

Man: *peeks in* Haha! Gotcha!

Mosquito, still trapped inside: Bzzz lemme go sir, bzzz! Itzzz my birthday today!!

Man: *truly emphatise* Oh! I'll sing you a birthday song then!

Man: *claps and sings birthday song*

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Got laugh not got laugh not?!?!?!